Sunday 28 April 2013

Average Joes 2013: On The Match To Deeside


Yes its time once again for an Average Joes outing, and with the yearly Deeside Defenders tournament about to commence its time for this years team:

May I introduce a team with style, verve and fur.  A team quicker than an American upon hearing the words “free burgers!”  A team lead by a man wearing the worlds most dashing cloak and sporting award winning hair.  Indeed it is a team which was separated from immortal Deeside title-winning glory by a last minute disaster of bad luck, a very bad hair day, and a truck load of Norsemen (and Dave Winters superior tactics - ahem).

I give you: Average Joes, the skaven speed daemons!

Storm Vermin ‘La Fleur’         Block               90,000g
Storm Vermin ‘ Tank’             Block               90,000g
Throwing Rat  ‘Murdock’        Pass, Sure Hands       70,000g
Gutter Runner             ‘Cotton McKnight’       Dodge             80,000g
Gutter Runner             ‘Pepper Brooks’          Dodge             80,000g
Gutter Runner             ‘The Rat’                      Dodge             80,000g
Line Rat                       ‘Dodge’                        Block               50,000g
Line Rat                       ‘Dive’               Block               50,000g
Line Rat                       ‘Duck’              Block               50,000g
Line Rat                       ‘Dip’                 No Skill            50,000g
Line Rat                       Justin               No Skill            50,000g
Line Rat                       Dwight             No Skill            50,000g
Line Rat                       The Lone Rat              No Skill            50,000g

Fan Factor = 2 x 10,000 = 20,000
Re-rolls = 2 x 60,000 = 120,000g
Cheerleader = 1 x 10,000
Assistant Coach = 1 x 10,000
Head Coach = Lord Derek Tiberius Flasheart


I know, hardly original but its entertaining, and it tends to get past group stages, if only I could actually win a knockout match as well!  And here is this years groups and layout, I've pulled out of the bag (literially) group 2, which sees Pete and David as my first opponents.

Bloodbowl Groups and Games for 2013
Group 1

Group 2

1. Paddy

7. Rick

2. Big Si

8. Pete D

3. Dafydd D

9. Dave Mc

4. Phil

10. William

5. Dave W

11. James

6. Ian S
12. David A


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